Wednesday, November 28, 2007

I want my sweatpants

I wish I was at home right now. I don't want to be at work in these pants. The kind with a waistband and buttons and a zipper.

I am bloated. I am so bloated I feel like I'm retaining Lake Superior. In fact, I think that sharp pain I just felt was the Edmund Fitzgerald lodging under my ribs.

Send chocolate. And sweatpants.


  1. Anonymous7:59 PM

    Edmund Fitzgerald... I love it.

  2. Oh, wouldn't that be nice?

    If you could just dial a number and someone would express-mail you a package with yummies and soft, comfy pants.

  3. Anonymous8:55 PM

    Don't you hate that???

    I grew up in MN and spent many o' summer at the North Shore of Lake Superior so I find your post extremely funny!

    Hope you are doing better.

  4. Anonymous9:07 PM

    I can't send my chocolate or my sweatpants. I need them myself today!

  5. Ahhh, as I sit here with an elastic waistband!

    Sorry you're feeling "under the weather"!

  6. I ate 4 full-sized chocolate bars yesterday. AND, I had on my PJ pants to boot... long live the 'female' issues!

  7. Anonymous11:25 AM

    So hope you're feeling better :)
    But oh did that so capture how I am feeling today :)

  8. Call Gordie -- we've found the Edmund Fitzgerald. He'll be sooo chuffed.

  9. get thee to a reitmans (i know, i know). they have the kick ass yoga pant but dressy at the same time. no zippers, no fly. $36. just myself two pairs this week and they are awesome. my co-workers have gone and bought themselves some. my hairdresser even bought herself some.
    seriously, go.

  10. Oh dear me, one of those days, eh? I say, just go with the flow and don't fight it.