I wish I was at home right now. I don't want to be at work in these pants. The kind with a waistband and buttons and a zipper.
I am bloated. I am so bloated I feel like I'm retaining Lake Superior. In fact, I think that sharp pain I just felt was the Edmund Fitzgerald lodging under my ribs.
Send chocolate. And sweatpants.
Edmund Fitzgerald... I love it.
ReplyDeleteOh, wouldn't that be nice?
ReplyDeleteIf you could just dial a number and someone would express-mail you a package with yummies and soft, comfy pants.
Don't you hate that???
ReplyDeleteI grew up in MN and spent many o' summer at the North Shore of Lake Superior so I find your post extremely funny!
Hope you are doing better.
I can't send my chocolate or my sweatpants. I need them myself today!
ReplyDeleteAhhh, as I sit here with an elastic waistband!
ReplyDeleteSorry you're feeling "under the weather"!
I ate 4 full-sized chocolate bars yesterday. AND, I had on my PJ pants to boot... long live the 'female' issues!
ReplyDeleteSo hope you're feeling better :)
ReplyDeleteBut oh did that so capture how I am feeling today :)
Call Gordie -- we've found the Edmund Fitzgerald. He'll be sooo chuffed.
ReplyDeleteget thee to a reitmans (i know, i know). they have the kick ass yoga pant but dressy at the same time. no zippers, no fly. $36. just myself two pairs this week and they are awesome. my co-workers have gone and bought themselves some. my hairdresser even bought herself some.
ReplyDeleteseriously, go.
Oh dear me, one of those days, eh? I say, just go with the flow and don't fight it.
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