Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Attack of the Evil Ninja Assassin Cat

Hello, Large One.

You cannot see me, yet I can sense where you are, helpless prey to my evil ninja skills. I am the fog and the shadows and the darkness. I have concealed myself in plain sight, and you will not know from whence Death comes.

I have clouded your consciousness with my ninja mind powers. I have set my trap skillfully, lying in wait with infinite patience for you and the sweet, sweet flavour of human flesh.

My fangs will taste blood this night.



10 comments:

  1. That is one seriously evil cat. I'd be afraid to go to bed.

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  2. LOL Jen. Actually, he was hiding under the covers because he was scared of the noises the carpet installers were making down in the basement. He only pretends to be evil.

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  3. Does he have the Star Wars figures with him? Maybe he just doesn't want to get made into another movie. (I know that's why I'm always hiding -- ah, the price of fame and adoration).

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  4. Or perhaps he's biting the heads off all the Jedis.

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  5. Suddenly, in the midst of deep sleep, Rebel Leader Kahn received a death blow by claw-in-testicle. His final few moments were seared in white hot pain.

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  6. Bazel spends a good part of his day tucked into bed like that now that it's chillier in the house. It's also an excellent hiding place from noisy strangers and the vacuum cleaner. So, really it's not evil so much as being a big wussy scaredy cat.

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  7. I approve of the bedcover. You clearly have a cat with taste (and a small yellow streak!)

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  8. Biblio - So *that's* why you're hiding, so that the directors won't find you and browbeat you into another movie. Are you incogntio a lot?

    Days - I think he'd rather take his frustrations out on people than toys.

    Maven - Ah yes, the claw-in-testicle. I imagine that *would* lead to last moments of white hot pain. But not having testicles, I don't know for sure.

    XUP - I think he's a scaredy cat. He thinks he's a brave ninja warrior. Reality is somewhere in the middle.

    Loth - Thank you. I'm fond of it as well. I think he would rather I used a solid colour bedspread, as his lump is easier to see with the disruption of the straight lines of the tartan.

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  9. Ha, I have an evil ninja cat here too. He likes to hide under the bed and grab your ankles as you walk by. OUCH!

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  10. Ah, the evil ninja cat... They're all the same.

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