Did I close the garage door?
Do I have any clean underwear for tomorrow?
What was that noise? I'm sure I heard a noise. Did the cat make that noise?
Should I be worried that the people in Rachel's artwork look like acid-fueled Charlie and Lola stick figures with giant Monty Pythonesque stomping feet?
How am I going hook up the DVD player, the VCR, and the rabbit ears to a TV with only an antenna input? I could attach the rabbit ears to the VCR, and then run a cable from the RF output on the VCR to the antenna input in the TV, but what about the DVD player? And the switch box?
The last question is a direct result of my apparent debut as the Angel of Death, Appliance Division:
Last week, the dishwasher breathed its last. Two days ago, the hot-water heater ate the metaphorical salmon mousse. And yesterday morning, when I turned on the TV just after 5 a.m. to catch the previous night's The Hour while I
I don't think these deaths are coincidental. I'm very afraid for my toaster oven.
I'm going to need a scythe.