I don't get a lot of hits on my blog. Mostly, my readers are a small group of family, friends and a few bloggy friends I've made by commenting on other blogs. Most people finding me by accident are searching Google for "Noresund bed", and finding my post on putting together my new Ikea bed.
I cannot hope to match Danigirl's popularity as queen of the "Ikea dog penis" search. Nor can I compete with the varied and strange search strings that have lead people to Chris at Rude Cactus. But, hey, I will now relate my own story:
Last week I got a hit on my blog from someone in New Delhi, India. Googling "cow penises". Seriously. Holy cow*, I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.
*OK, I tried really, really hard to resist saying "holy cow" in this context. But I am weak, people. Weak.