Wednesday, October 10, 2007

There's got to be a non-pc joke in there somewhere

I don't get a lot of hits on my blog. Mostly, my readers are a small group of family, friends and a few bloggy friends I've made by commenting on other blogs. Most people finding me by accident are searching Google for "Noresund bed", and finding my post on putting together my new Ikea bed.

I cannot hope to match Danigirl's popularity as queen of the "Ikea dog penis" search. Nor can I compete with the varied and strange search strings that have lead people to Chris at Rude Cactus. But, hey, I will now relate my own story:

Last week I got a hit on my blog from someone in New Delhi, India. Googling "cow penises". Seriously. Holy cow*, I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.

*OK, I tried really, really hard to resist saying "holy cow" in this context. But I am weak, people. Weak.


  1. Holy cow indeed! I'm still most proud of my number-one search ranking as "Ottawa slut" on Google. Although the dog penis one is pretty funny, too.

    The internet really is a weird, weird place....

  2. Anonymous10:13 PM

    hahaha. I bet it's because of that post you made a few times back about the cows...did you know that searches pick up words in the comments as well as the posts?

  3. Cow penises? Really? Who googles that stuff?

    On second thought, I don't want to know.

  4. There are just some weird people out there. It's a little scary if you think about it too hard.

  5. And which post lead them to find you by that search?! How strange!

  6. Brie - I think it was the one called "Karma update and cow penises". It was about the movie Barnyard, where the bulls had udders instead of, well, penises.