This morning, getting ready for school/work. Leah and Rachel are giggling over something in the living room.
Me: What's so funny?
Leah: Never mind. Just something Rae and I were talking about.
Rae: Yeah, you're a grownup, you wouldn't get it.
Me: Hey, now you've gone and got me interested. I want to know what you were talking about. [mock threateningly] Tell me now!
Rae: Sometimes you won't tell us why you're laughing at something. You say that it's "not appropriate". I think you're being a hypocrite.
Me [impressed and amused]: Wow, that's a pretty big word, and you're using it right. I guess you could say I'm being a hypocrite.
Rae: Yeah, you are. And let me tell you, hypocrittery isn't nice at all.
Sadly, with the federal election campaign now in full swing, I think we're going to be exposed to a whole lot of hypocrittery between now and May 2.