Ok, so if I hypothetically had a date, and had decided on a hypothetical sweater which clings to my hypothetical curves and is low cut enough to show some cleavage (actual rather than hypothetical); and if I had 2 hypothetical bras to choose from, one of which is kind of a push-up bra that pretty well makes those puppies defy gravity (which considering 2 pregnancies and 2 years of breastfeeding is tantamount to false advertising) but is kind of plain looking; versus one that is pretty and lacy and mesh-y and lets a tantalizing glimpse of lace peek out of the neckline but doesn't lift the girls quite so high; which one would you pick?
Yes, I know that was a run-on sentence and I don't care. Hypothetically, I know which one I picked, um I mean would pick, hypothetically. Which one would you?
I'd go with the prettier of the two! Like giving him a prize for getting down there when the twins were not starring him right in the face to begin with.
ReplyDeleteThe lacy, pretty one. I always feel prettier if I have on nice bra/undies, even if no one knows it.
ReplyDeleteSo, which one DID you choose? Hypothetically?
Well, hypothetically I decided to save the lacy, pretty bra for a later hypothetical date, where hypothetically he might actually *see* the bra without the hypothetical sweater. Hypothetically.
ReplyDeleteAhh. Good plan.
ReplyDeleteI think you should go shopping, and purchase MORE lacy, pretty bras so that you don't have to make this decision again. Hypothetically.
May I hypothetically suggest going shopping for some lacy nighties in case (hypothecially of course) you end up shackin' up with someone!?
ReplyDeleteFunny you two should suggest this. I'm going to Phoenix the weekend after next with my sister and we have a visit to Victoria's Secret planned. We don't have that store in Canada. So, hypothetically, I might be bringing back more lacy underthings.
ReplyDeleteLOL! You go girl!
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