Thursday, July 10, 2008

I don't think I want to sail on *that* pirate ship

Rachel, running around the house wearing a black eye patch emblazoned with a skull and cross-bones, brandishing a foam-rubber cutlass:

Rae: "Mom, I'm a pirate!"

Me: "Cool. Say something pirate-y."

Rae: "Arrrrrrr, me herpes!"

Me (envisioning a cold-sore-crusted Captain Jack) : "I think you mean 'me hearties'."

Rae: "Are you sure?"

Me: "Yep."


18 comments:

  1. Oh my, that's quite a variation on pirate talk.

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  2. Note to self: learn to giggle quietly at work.

    addendum to the memo: stay away from pirates. send Valtrex as pity gift.

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  3. hahahaha!

    and again...

    hahaha!

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  4. I am laughing very hard!

    Funny she came up with that all on her own.

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  5. LOLOL...... what have they been teaching her at school? LOL.

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  6. That's just too funny!

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  7. I think it's just a mispronunciation. I don't think she's heard of herpes before.

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  8. I'm curious to see the flag they'd hoist on that particular ship.

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  9. I can't wait to meet you girls!! One month tomorrow:)

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  10. LOL!

    Capt'n Jack probably had herpes too.

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  11. I am laughing too hard to comment.

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  12. LMAO! Oh, my god. I'm aching I laughed so hard!

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  13. LMAO! Oh, my god. I'm aching I laughed so hard!

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  14. There is definitely something in the water. The pirate themed talk is making its way around my house too. We're only going as far as the "Arg" though. (For which I now can say I'm very thankful.)

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  15. BBAAAAAHHHH HAHAHAAAAA!

    Are you sure??

    lmao.

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  16. LMAO! That girl seriously would have me in stiches all day long!

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  17. Catching up on my bloglines account, and now laughing madly.

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