Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Sex and the Country



Pictures courtesy Google images

Around here:

Birds do it. Bees do it. Frogs seem to really, really want to do it, based on the volume and frequency of the mating calls. Mourning doves apparently do it a lot, judging by the fact that a third batch of babies is being raised in the nest on the garage. Teenage raccoons want to do it too, and are scrapping with each other over the available teenage raccoons of the opposite sex. Loudly, and at night. Did I mention loudly? Must be all that fresh country air.

And not a Cosmopolitan or Manolo Blahnik in sight.

8 comments:

  1. judging from the welts on my body, i think mosquitos must be doing it too....and they have forego'd birth control!

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  2. I just had the oddest vision of this tv show = )

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  3. Like Mrs. SB said, you should pitch this as a Canadian TV show – bunch of farmers sitting around slurping black coffee in their gum-boots talking about their best rutting roosterl and having to pry the dogs apart yet again and having spent the morning with their arm up Bessie to turn the calf.

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  4. No kidding...it's the oldest story in the book.

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  5. Tis that time of year:)

    This is when the semi city of Burlington comes in handy to drown out those noises.

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  6. Oh and groundhogs do it too. Resulting in ugly offspring that burrow into your yard and eat your vegetables!!!!!!!

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  7. Doesn't that just launch that song 'let me tell you about the birds and the bees and the.. ..." straight to your head? (Where it stay for too long)

    And the mental image of the gawdawful frogs in my garden having sex is nauseating.

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