Thursday, February 23, 2012
Oven, Toaster (2006-2012)
Suddenly, on February 23, 2012, after a short illness.
It is with great sorrow that we announce the passing of Toaster Oven. Born in China, Toaster was shipped to Canada as a child, where he was adopted by the Lapointe family of Belle River, Ontario. He relocated to our kitchen counter in Carp in 2010, where he worked, toasting bread, bagels and English muffins, and cooking many, many chicken fingers. He will be sadly missed by Alison, Leah, Rachel, and the coffeemaker.
In lieu of flowers, donations to the Element Replacement Society are appreciated.
(See, I really *am* the Angel of Death, Appliance Division.)