In the car the other night, driving back from visiting friends, talking about summer camps to Leah.
Me: And they have all kinds of camps. They even have a C.S.I. camp where you learn detective techniques!
Rachel [sounding very adult and world-weary]: That would be the Village of Yawn for me.
Me: . . . . *hysterical laughter*
Rachel [sounding disgruntled]: What?
Me: Where did you hear that?
Rae [sounding defensive]: Nowhere. I was just trying to say that it sounds boring.
Me: Well, you did a pretty good job.
(I am totally going to use this from now on whenever something is boring: "Are you going to the legend committee meeting, Alison?" "Yep, I'm heading out to the Village of Yawn." )