I also made this gnome. With my mad gestational skillz: (I made the hat too. With my mad.... hatational skillz):
And then it hit me: niche markets! For gnomes!
There already are garden gnomes for zombie fans:
And garden gnomes for hockey fans:
Because seriously, that team has been the walking (or maybe skating) dead for YEARS. I tell ya, they'll just sell themselves.
But that's not all. How about personalized garden gnomes?
Garden gnomes for Jane Austen fans:
Or, garden gnomes for the 6 to 16-year-old female demographic:
Or, (my personal fave) garden gnomes for the discerning over-30 female demographic (these might be hard to keep in stock):
(You might want to enlarge this one. Trust me.)
Oh, I haven't forgotten the 9 to 109-year-old male demographic. For them there's the Scarlett Johansson garden gnomes:
I just have to check if Madonna has trademarked the cone boobs.