Your brakes good enoughTragedy thus avertedIndeed we are pleased
Wow - you're so Zen when you've just had a near-death (for you or the deer) experience.
Jazz: Swearing was rampant My hands sweaty on the wheel Those deer pissed me offBiblio: Zen is my middle name, baby.
If I had been writing this post, I would have skipped the haiku altogether and gone straight into full-on, no holds barred cursing and ranting.I bow to your calm and graciousness, oh mighty Zenmaster.
Fucking fucking deerYou almost fucking killed meGoddamned jackass deer
Jen - If you cursed and ranted I would read it because it would be hilarious cursing and ranting!Allison:I read your commentSnorting, I laughed so damn hardI think that I peed