Leah, my 15-year-old, and I were out walking the dog this evening.
Leah: "So, Tiana and I were late for Math, we walked in after everyone was already there, but the teacher turned a blind eye and didn't say anything."
Me: "Do you know where that saying comes from? 'Turn a blind eye?'"
Leah: "I hope to God you're going to tell me it's from Mad Eye Moody."
Me: .......
Me: "Never mind, it's nowhere near that cool."