As near as I can figure, from this helpful illustration that popped up on Facebook, the '3 Steps to Make a Man Love You' are as follows:
1. Move to a futuristic city with amazingly long fenced-in walkways and no signs of highways capable of supporting vehicular traffic.
2. Fashion some underwear/hotpants and an asymmetric crop top out of aluminum foil.
3. Convince a large number of young men to a) line up along the walkway, b)remove their shirts, and c) eat the undercooked chicken that you've prepared, so that salmonella causes them to fall in artful piles of jeans-clad masculinity.
I'm on it.
Just as soon as I stop at Loblaw's for more foil.
You forgot the step where you roll around in a vat of cooking oil to give your skin that oily glow.
ReplyDeleteOK, 4 steps.
DeleteAnd the blonde nylon wig.
ReplyDeleteOK, 5 steps. :)
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