Overheard at the breakfast table

Rae: Why do you always sit with Flynn on the school bus?

Leah: Because I like Flynn.

Rae: Is he your *boyfriend*?

Leah: No. I like him, but I don't *like him* like him.

Rae: Yeah, you do.

Leah (through gritted teeth): No. I. don't.

Rae (singing): Leah and Flynn, sittin' in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes . . . salmon?

Leah: . . .

Rachel: I forget the rest.

Leah: Just eat your waffles.