The front of the card:
The inside. (I think she gets her sense of humour from me. Seriously.)
But wait, there's more!
Coupons! They start out as your standard kid coupons:
Awww, she's going to make him breakfast:
And he can come and watch her soccer game:
But then I think that she thought that perhaps she wasn't getting enough out of the coupon deal. Et voilà, a coupon good for the chance to take her for ice cream: